dear Simon and everyone,
Happy New Year and thankyou for my Xmas hoodie. We had new year before you did because we are on the other side of the planet or something like that.
Yesterday I went on a walk wearing a halter. Every now and again I would sit down but I would be pulled up again by the harness strap. I walked 1.3km. I exercised my lungs the whole way in protest. You could hear me all around the valley. I don't know why nobody came to my rescue. In fact a couple of people who walked past just smiled at my persecutor.
love
Mctosie xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
